littlelorileopard:

pmseymourva:

myymsie:

antivanruffles:

deputy-yeehaw:

jacktherawrmonster:

hikikostar:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

WOW

I’m so furious.

WOW OKAY THEN

@antivanonmytongue

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

(via lubricates)

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via fuckyahumor)

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

(via humorstar)

mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

(via unlaze)

fariwinkle:

myworldinboxes:

betterbemeta:

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

(via confirmance)

annabellioncourt:

aprilwitching:

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

(via encourage)

unlaze:

“WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT”

— me every single time (via suspend)

(via unlaze)