reblog if u r against the yahoo revolution 

au-rev0ir:

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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  • me: does one sit-up
  • me: checks for abs

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better